brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
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the-bloggers-have-the-phone-box:
i was asked to do this
why is obama on the west coast what
because they think washington state is washington dc
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(Source: togifs, via finalellipsis)
- parent walks into the room while i'm on tumblr
- me: stares at google
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
excuse me do u have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ
(via bro-shit-happens)
embarrassing parts of books are a million times worse than embarrassing parts of movies i’ve decided because you can’t look away or cover your face until it’s over you have no choice but to pay attention and endure that secondhand embarrassment with them
(via kissed-by-cas)
change the direction of the train if you concentrate
I KNEW I HAD SUPER POWERS.
For anyone else, is it left for math and right for art?
And it’s kind of going in both directions at the same time if I think in music.
(Source: dpaf, via i-clash-with-everything)
